I should probably masturbate
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
teenbussy:

that’s all that matters really

teenbussy:

that’s all that matters really

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love okcupid

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love okcupid

cliffracer:

cant be late

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

zwampert:

[ x ]

Sometimes I wonder whether or not Team Rocket was even real in this movie.